"I don’t think I want to be involved in this," you say. "You guys have trouble as a middle name."

"Sometimes they drag people in that shouldn’t be involved in the first place," Steve says. "You may not want to be involved, but sometimes it just happens."

"Great," you say. "Can you tell me why I work here?"

"Because we gave you the job?" Jesse says.

You roll your eyes and head into the kitchen.